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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The end of the occupation. The right of return of the Palestinian people. These are critical dividing lines in human rights. We…
— Van Jones
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In those countries where income taxes are lower than in the United States, the ability to defer the payment of U.S. tax…
— John F. Kennedy
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Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t…
— George R. R. Martin
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It is irresponsible for this Congress to not investigate the President's lack of an exit strategy, and the fraud, waste, and abuse…
— Russ Carnahan
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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity,…
— Dave Barry
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Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax…
— Jon Stewart
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The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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In my view, until the U.S. tax policy is revised, not just tax extenders but the reform of tax policy, it makes…
— Louis R. Chenevert
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Virginia 's tax system needs to be fixed. The time to act is now. Do not send me any more studies. Do…
— Mark Warner
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