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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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They're really aggressive. They're like roaches on bread - you drop some on the floor and, boom, they're on it.
— Kevin Garnett
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We lived in Yorkville, which is located on the East End of Manhattan. It's further east than Hell's Kitchen, and back then…
— Bob Cousy
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We declare openly that the Arabs have no right to settle on even one centimeter of Eretz Israel.... Force is all they…
— Rafael Eitan
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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid.
— John Leguizamo
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Bombs fall and wipe out civilization as we know it, two things come up out of the ashes: roaches and F-150s.
— James Sallis
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What do the animals do in the zoo? That's the same thing that I do in my cell. I play with myself.…
— Charles Manson
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I am a product of a rat and roach infested black ghetto. It is easy for me to rationalize my dealings as…
— Don King
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I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I was in New York, miserable because I was working supper clubs but I wasn't expressing myself. I was really unhappy with…
— Abbey Lincoln
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I was devastated. I'm still devastated to this day. When talent like that disappears in a flash, you can't believe it. You…
— Helen Merrill
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I, myself, came to enjoy the players who didn't only just swing but who invented new rhythmic patterns, along with new melodic…
— Charles Mingus
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