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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I wish it to be remembered that I was the last man of my tribe to surrender my rifle.
— Sitting Bull
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No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's…
— Meg Cabot
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The U.S. Military is us. There is no truer representation of a country than the people that it sends into the field…
— Tom Clancy
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I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.
— George Clooney
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The Palestinian Rifle is ready and we will aim it if they try to prevent us from praying in Jerusalem.
— Yasser Arafat
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
— Eddie Izzard
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A true libertarian supports free enterprise, opposes big business; supports local self-government, opposes the nation-state; supports the National Rifle Association, opposes the…
— Edward Abbey
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In health of mind and body, men should see with their own eyes, hear and speak without trumpets, walk on their feet,…
— John Ruskin
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The deadliest weapon in the world is a MARINE and his rifle!
— John J. Pershing
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a…
— Bill Hicks
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Advertising is not a rifle; it is a shotgun, and any campaign featuring outdoor boards of a cartoon animal inevitably will catch…
— Bob Garfield
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A revolution is certainly the most authoritarian thing there is; it is the act whereby one part of the population imposes its…
— Friedrich Engels
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