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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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If a Pope clearly realizes that he is no longer physically, psychologically, and spiritually capable of handling the duties of his office,…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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I foresee that man will resign himself each day to new abominations, and soon that only bandits and soldiers will be left.
— Jorge Luis Borges
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I had to resign myself, many years ago, that I'm not too articulate when it comes to explaining how I feel about…
— David Bowie
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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
— Fred Allen
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I am a President held prisoner, that I haven't resigned and I will not resign.
— Hugo Chavez
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Learn to... be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not.
— Henri Frederic Amiel
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Let us all resign ourselves into His hands, and pray that in all things He may guide us to do His Holy…
— Mary MacKillop
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So long as you live and work, you will be misunderstood; to that you must resign yourself once and for all. Be…
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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The Autocrat of all the Russias will resign his crown, and proclaim his subjects free republicans sooner than will our American masters…
— Abraham Lincoln
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Learn to limit yourself; to content yourself with some definite work; dare to be what you are and learn to resign with…
— Henri Frederic Amiel
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Any president that lies to the American people should have to resign.
— William J. Clinton
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Women never confess; even when they seemingly resign themselves to such a course, they are never sincere.
— Emile Gaboriau
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