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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons.
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You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about…
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It was post war. It was very gray, very dreary. Everything was still rationed when I first saw the United States in…
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Health care is not just another commodity. It is not a gift to be rationed based on the ability to pay. It…
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
— Dennis Miller
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It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.
— Vladimir Lenin
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To be loved, feelings must be rationed. To love, the doors of hysteria, fantasy, and madness may be flung open.
— Anton Szandor LaVey
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I was born in London in England in 1934. I went through, as a child, the horrors of World War II, through…
— Jane Goodall
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When gasoline and rubber are rationed, electric power and transport facilities are becoming increasingly scarce, and manpower shortages are developing, it is…
— William Lyon Mackenzie King
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What you see is when the government gets involved, you run out of money and health care gets rationed.
— Rick Scott
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It was very gray, very dreary. Everything was still rationed when I first saw the United States in 1951. I went over…
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