"We need anything politically important rationed out like……" — Dennis Miller
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
- And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
- You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
- My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
- Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
- Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
- In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
- There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
- And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
- I rant, therefore I am
- After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
- Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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