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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
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Bare Foot Folk and is full of really interesting songs, Ange Hardy takes folk tales and creates new folk songs that sound…
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye…
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia"…
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... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune…
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British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported…
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Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ...
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Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
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Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then…
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a…
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The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for…
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I was especially perceptive to all things beautiful that morning-raspberries in blue china bowls were enough to make the heart sing.
— Irene Hunt
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I have raised beds, perennial beds, cut flower beds. I have an island on a pond that's just covered in peonies. I…
— Steve Zahn
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My neighbor Alice Pierce is fond of singing folk music to her garden plants. Thinks it makes them grow or something. The…
— Helen Simonson
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Often, we melt into our ecstasies as though they were jams, as though we were sinking into syrupy bowls of gooseberries, of…
— Violette Leduc
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It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard,…
— Rachel
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There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a…
— E. W. Howe
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Spraying to kill trees and and raspberry bushes after a clear-cut merely looks unaesthetic for a short time, but tree plantations are…
— Bernd Heinrich
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Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated.
— John Barbirolli
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Grace is something you can never get but can only be given. There's no way to earn it or deserve it or…
— Frederick Buechner
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Imagine a world, in which your entire possession is one raspberry, and you give it to your friend.
— Gerda Weissmann Klein
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Those running tights the young women wear now, so they look like spacewomen, raspberry red and electric green so tight they show…
— John Updike
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Washington state's 2nd Congressional District is a major producer of small fruit crops such as raspberries and strawberries. This research center is…
— Rick Larsen
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