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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
— Joe E. Lewis
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Because when the world quiets to the sound of your own breathing, we all want the same things: comfort, love, and a…
— Mitch Albom
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I thought, man, if you could run 100 miles, you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be the f**king Buddha. Bringing peace…
— Jenn Shelton
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It is worth mentioning, for future reference, that the creative power which bubbles so pleasantly in beginning a new book quiets down…
— Virginia Woolf
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I don't even like money. It just quiets my nerves.
— Joe Louis
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In contrast to the knowledge that keeps man in a passive quietude, Desire dis-quiets him and moves him to action. Born of…
— Alexandre Kojeve
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Lake quiets, tired of my lies.
— Deborah Ager
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Safe in the hallowed quiets of the past.
— James Russell Lowell
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There is no music like a little river's . . . It takes the mind out-of-doors . . . and . .…
— Robert Louis Stevenson
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Intimacy is not trapped within words. It passes through words. It passes. The truth is that intimates leave the room. Doors close.…
— Richard Rodriguez
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Nature is another important aspect of nourishing the soul. After a hike in the mountains where we live, for instance, I feel…
— Joan Z. Borysenko
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