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• I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.
• With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.
• I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox…
• You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.
• I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect,…
• Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
• Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
• I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'

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