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Rudy Espinoza has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When people call me a creep, I don''t take it as an insult. I wear that label proudly. I don't want to…
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She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start .....
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Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.
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My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three.
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She…
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When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a…
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I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when we are…
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I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another…
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Now I know why they call them pay stubs. My take home pay has been amputated. Thanks Obama.
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I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.
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Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I…
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America - where people get more worked up over a bicyclist's lies than a president's lies.
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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
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My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the…
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I think they’re having trouble adjusting to the emotions they have outside of their dreams. At any rate, they keep acting like…
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Nick and I could become goodwill ambassadors for the city now that the porno shops on 42nd Street are gone. Must make…
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One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out…
— Bill Hicks
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Porno is the unconsciousness of culture, the libido of humanity.
— Unknown Author
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After being in the business for such a long time, I've done everything but rodeo and porno.
— Bea Arthur
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K wats up with the internet FIGHTING,like I find it so lame, like I understand ur defending ur self TOTALLY!! but dont…
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Friend: Wanna watch a movie? Me: Sure. Friend:What? Me:Porrnn xD Jokes. Friend:I have Puppet Master thats close to a porno. Me:How about…
— Jasmine Laura
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Janet Reno, during her confirmation hearings, said she would come down harder on porno, and lately she's talked about how violence on…
— Penn Jillette
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I have a record company starting. It's called Flesh Records and I'm putting together music for porno movies.
— Adam Jones
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I watched a porno once, it was really funny.
— Katie Holmes
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