Porno Quotes

27 Porno quotes by 23 unique authors

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm. — Chuck Palahniuk
My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes,… — Erica Jong
I think they’re having trouble adjusting to the emotions they have outside of their dreams. At any rate, they keep acting like demented teenagers from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Nick and I could become goodwill ambassadors for the city now that the porno shops on 42nd Street are gone. Must make mental note to… — Rachel Cohn
One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and… — Bill Hicks
Porno is the unconsciousness of culture, the libido of humanity. — Unknown Author
After being in the business for such a long time, I've done everything but rodeo and porno. — Bea Arthur
K wats up with the internet FIGHTING,like I find it so lame, like I understand ur defending ur self TOTALLY!! but dont go to far… — Unknown Author
Friend: Wanna watch a movie? Me: Sure. Friend:What? Me:Porrnn xD Jokes. Friend:I have Puppet Master thats close to a porno. Me:How about a funny movie?… — Jasmine Laura
Janet Reno, during her confirmation hearings, said she would come down harder on porno, and lately she's talked about how violence on television has an… — Penn Jillette
I have a record company starting. It's called Flesh Records and I'm putting together music for porno movies. — Adam Jones
I watched a porno once, it was really funny. — Katie Holmes
It'd be like what would happen if Hollywood took over porno: 'If we keep their clothes on and they didn't have sex, we'd be able… — Rob Zombie
I don't like rap anyways, I`m just trying to get my porno career started. — Eminem
I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my house. — Kid Rock
You ain't even almost rich, they f***** yo ass, like the models in my porno flicks. — Lloyd Banks
I'm trying to fuck like a porno star, trying to make these bitches give me all they ends and their car. I'm trying to run… — Pimp C
Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno flicks. — Beastie Boys
Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno mag. — Beastie Boys
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back. Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. — Unknown Author
If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia. Now, I think you… — Hank Hill
I was talking to my mom the other day, and she called me a weirdo. It was the first time I'd ever heard her say… — Zach Galifianakis
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky
She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start ..... — Rudy Espinoza
A Woman Never Say: This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Porno Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 27 Porno Quotes as follows: