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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready.…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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Popular Popeye quotes from across the collection:
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I can't say I ever wanted to become an entertainer. I already was one, sort of-around the house, at school, doing my…
— Johnny Carson
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Kale is my best friend. I eat kale salad. I put kale in my smoothies, kale in my soup. Kale, kale, kale!…
— Alanis Morissette
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I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my…
— Paul O'Grady
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It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.
— Paul O'Grady
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When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.
— John Goodman
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Everybody's talking about ministers, sinisters, banisters, and canisters, bishops, fishops, rabbis, and popeyes, bye-bye, bye-byes.
— John Lennon
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I realised there were no good role models for kids. Popeye eats spinach, but also smokes and hits people.
— Magnus
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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye
— Jack Handey
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Most of us came out of Popeye, so turning Popeye into something believable was tricky enough.
— Gil Kane
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Rhymes stronger than Popeye with the spinach.
— Talib Kweli
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I got lots of gwalla, I spend it. I'm a ball-a-hollic like my money, never ending. Pockets so swole just like Popeye…
— Roscoe Dash
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I'm like the ghetto popeye, but I dont need spinach!
— Z-Ro
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