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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did…
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If you're tired and pooped out all the time, do you have love and compassion in your heart for your fellow man?…
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It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.
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I was told I make intelligent comics, and then I made a comic about a horse that pooped.
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No one has ever built a statue to a critic, it's true. On the other hand, it's only the people with statues…
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My voice sounded like one of the guinea fowl that screeched in our trees as it pooped, but I never let that…
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Out of the sea will rise Behemoth and Leviathan, and sail 'round the high-pooped galleys... Dragons will wander about the waste places,…
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You are pooped and demoralised,” read Dwayne. “Why wouldn’t you be? Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time…
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Dear Sir, poor sir, brave sir." he read, "You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only…
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zoegirl: have u named the chicks? SnowAngel:yes, but i keep getting them mixed up. so now i call all of them "squishy."…
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Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten…
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There is a time in our lives, usually in mid-life, when a woman has to make a decision - possibly the most…
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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even…
— Anchorman
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