Pooped Quotes

15 quotes by 14 authors

If you're tired and pooped out all the time, do you have love and compassion in your heart for your fellow man? You don't even… — Jack LaLanne
It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors. — Paul Becker
I was told I make intelligent comics, and then I made a comic about a horse that pooped. — Kate Beaton
No one has ever built a statue to a critic, it's true. On the other hand, it's only the people with statues that get pooped… — Seth Godin
My voice sounded like one of the guinea fowl that screeched in our trees as it pooped, but I never let that stop me. — William Kamkwamba
Out of the sea will rise Behemoth and Leviathan, and sail 'round the high-pooped galleys... Dragons will wander about the waste places, and the phoenix… — Oscar Wilde
You are pooped and demoralised,â€ read Dwayne. â€œWhy wouldnâ€™t you be? Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe… — Kurt Vonnegut
Dear Sir, poor sir, brave sir." he read, "You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the… — Kurt Vonnegut
zoegirl: have u named the chicks? SnowAngel:yes, but i keep getting them mixed up. so now i call all of them "squishy." they're the collective… — Lauren Myracle
Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers! — Faith Hunter
There is a time in our lives, usually in mid-life, when a woman has to make a decision - possibly the most important psychic decision… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.… — Anchorman
Your face looks like something my cat dragged in. and pooped in. and puked on. — Meanness
Every relationship has its ups and Downs but TRUE LOVE is when shit hits the fan and smacks you in the face, they grab a… — Taura Agar
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML — Sheryne Brooks

Who Wrote These Pooped Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 15 Pooped Quotes as follows: