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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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I am star-struck but also I've known a lot of people for a long time. Like I'm super star-struck by Grant Lee…
— Margaret Cho
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Shaun Wright-Phillips has got a big heart. It's as big as him, which isn't very big, but it's bigger.
— Kevin Keegan
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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United…
— Ryan Stiles
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In Quiet Dell, Phillips mesmerizingly spins together fact and fiction, vividly imagining the circumstances leading to their deaths, and sets a young…
— Elissa Schappell
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For the Humanist, . . . head and heart . . . must function together. . . . The constitution of the…
— Corliss Lamont
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Howard Phillips of the Constitution Party asked me to consider seriously running for president in 2008 and I am doing so.
— Jerome Corsi
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I had brought up from Chile a contract agent whose cover was that of a newspaper publisher in Santiago, a young, very…
— E. Howard Hunt
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I would like to say that what Mel Phillips was doing was not sexual harassment but more sexual abuse of children, because…
— Tom Cole
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Well, I guess the sexual abuse by Mel Phillips in a sense, he had a fetish for feet. He used to play…
— Tom Cole
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The line was originally, ‘Captain Phillips, get a load of me: fancy-free on the seven seas,’ but I ad-libbed.
— Barkhad Abdi
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We need more people like Bill Phillips in the world. People who live each day with a passion to help other people.…
— Robert Cheeke
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I remember we woke up one morning at Denny's house and John Phillips called. He said, you guys okay? We said, yeah,…
— Barry McGuire
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