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Pay Quotes by Henny Youngman
- A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
- I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it,…
- You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
More Pay Quotes
- I was always interested in French poetry sort of as a sideline to my own work, I was translating contemporary French poets.… — Paul Auster
- You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price. — Mary Kay Ash
- When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price. — Arthur Ashe
- It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. — Isaac Asimov
- Choice of attention - to pay attention to this and ignore that - is to the inner life what choice of action… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his gun away. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or… — Saint Augustine
- What used to keep me up at night was the fact that I didn't know how I was going to pay the… — Paul Auster
- I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.' — Lauren Bacall
- I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make choices. If… — Lauren Bacall
- The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. — Richard Bach
- You can't take money from the taxpayers out of the treasury to give it to pay off your political donors. That's corruption… — Michele Bachmann