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• Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
• A ponytail will make you look like a horse's ass.
• This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible.
• There are 2 reasons I haven't killed you. I don't know what to do with the body and I'm the most likely…
• We're equal partners in our marriage. I'm the silent one.
• Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects
• The best way to keep your word is not to give it.
• That awkward moment you pull a door you're suppose to push open

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