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Zach Braff has 321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it.…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy…
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Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.
— Isaac Asimov
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I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them…
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Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
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I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the…
— Saul Perlmutter
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and…
— Jill Shalvis
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and…
— Steven Wright
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I don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like interconnected websites where people show their photos and write about everything…
— Jay Asher
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Why are there so many handicap parking spots at Sports Authority?
— Benny
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