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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Death unites as well as separates; it silences all paltry feeling.
— Honore de Balzac
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President Obama has tried to spin the paltry new job creation numbers as 'a step in the right direction.' But, clearly, the…
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I could never have known so well how paltry men are, and how little they care for really high aims, if I…
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Mark how fleeting and paltry is the estate of man-yesterday in embryo, tomorrow a mummy or ashes. So for the hairsbreadth of…
— Marcus Aurelius
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Forced from home, and all its pleasures, afric coast I left forlorn; to increase a stranger's treasures, o the raging billows borne.…
— William Cowper
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Science knows no politics. Are we in this frenzy of [the Depression] economy, brought about by those who control the wealth of…
— Fiorello H. La Guardia
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From depression to ceiling fans, I've been through it all. I've taken almost every step that life has to offer and invariably…
— Corey Taylor
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There is no problem that is not improved by effort, and no effort that is too paltry to be worth undertaking.
— Sam Waterston
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It's crazy that America gives such a paltry percentage of its GNP to the starving nations.
— David Gilmour
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To speak of God, to think of God, is in every respect to show what one is made of. I have always…
— Andre Breton
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When I see throughout this book, called the Bible, a history of the grossest vices and a collection of the most paltry…
— Thomas Paine
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I never desire to know anything of the detail of political measures, lest even those which I think best should lose anything…
— Fanny Kemble
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