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Rudy Espinoza has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When people call me a creep, I don''t take it as an insult. I wear that label proudly. I don't want to…
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She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start .....
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Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.
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My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three.
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She…
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When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a…
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I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when we are…
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I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another…
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Now I know why they call them pay stubs. My take home pay has been amputated. Thanks Obama.
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I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.
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Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I…
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America - where people get more worked up over a bicyclist's lies than a president's lies.
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I’ve never known fear; as a youth I fought/ In endless battles. I am old, now,/ But I will fight again, seek…
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I believe in mysticism, with an interior goal, and you are your own temple and your own priest. I dont believe anymore…
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It's family, and it's faith, and it's friends, and it's not the glamour of the Presidency, or the wonder of going to…
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Yes, my life is a life of combat; I can say that this has never stopped for a single instant. It is…
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When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity.
— Jean Rostand
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I always complain because I'm old now and everything hurts.
— Mike Rowe
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I remember my father had a sermon he used to preach when we were in Florida, in which he gave a reference…
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