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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did…
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I came home one day from school after being chased by kids singing “Yellow Submarine”, and I didn't understand why. It just…
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He put the box in Kahlan's lap. As she picked it up, she gave him the biggest smile he had ever seen.…
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We got half the doggone MIT college of engineering here, and nobody who can fix a doggone /television/?" Dr. Joseph Abernathy glared…
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Oh. Sorry about the muzzle. But it was necessary to protect you from your own stupidity. (Thorn)
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It's not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,' said Simmons. 'Everyone knows you don't fight like a gentleman.' 'That might be called…
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Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
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Sure am glad I'm not royalty," I muttered. "I wouldn't want to have to bump uglies with someone I can't stand. On…
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It's like living in a retirement home! Clarence is taking a nap right now, and he eats at five. It's so boring."…
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Without thinking, [Will] spoke. 'Halt? Are you awake?' 'No.' The ill humor in the one-word reply was unmistakable. 'Oh. Sorry.' 'Shut up.'…
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She tries to turn too soon, and the ladder smacks into Fernando's shoulder. "Oh! Sorry, Nando." The jolt knocks his glasses askew.…
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