"-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME……" — Sheryne Brooks
"-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING? you can only text me for Math homework! -Oh sorry... are you sleeping? -YES, ARENT YOU? -Nope, still doing that math homework you have us"
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42 Quotes by Sheryne Brooks
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name?…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful!…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell!…
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