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Summertime And the living is easy Fish are jumpin' And the cotton is high Oh, your daddy's rich And your mama's good lookin' So hush… — George Gershwin
O Spirit of the Summertime! Bring back the roses to the dells; The swallow from her distant clime, The honey-bee from drowsy cells. Bring back… — William Allingham
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now. — Jack Handey
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was… — Jack Handey
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and… — Jack Handey
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he… — Jack Handey
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a… — Jack Handey
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.… — Jack Handey
Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I… — Jack Handey
If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite people… — Jack Handey
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are… — Ernest Lawrence
Every time I catch myself saying, "Oh no, you shouldn't try that," I think, "Yes, I should." — Erica Jong
I can't become satisfied, because if I get satisfied, I'll be like, "Oh, I've won Wimbledon, I've won the U.S. Open. Now can I relax."… — Serena Williams
Borg's won Wimbledon four straight times and out there he has just lost an 18-16 tie breaker. You'd think maybe once he'd let up and… — John McEnroe
Oh yes. It's not when you brake but when you take them off that counts. Most people don't understand that. — Jackie Stewart
Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, Oh,… — Meg Ryan
Baby, I've tried to find a place inside your heart. Oh, but it's hard to start a fire without a spark. — Martina McBride
The husbands, who sometimes have another family who's grown, are going, Now I can spend time with my baby. Oh yeah, I bet your other… — Jackie Collins
What you do is look at yourself and find your own way to address the fact that the times have changed and that you have… — Paula Scher
When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do… — Yasmine Bleeth
Oh! this opponent, this collaborator against his will, whose notion of Beauty always differs from yours and whose means (strength, imagination, technique) are often too… — Alexander Alekhine
The moment you come to a passage of scripture and say, "Oh, I know this one already," you're in deep trouble. — Howard G. Hendricks
It's fascinating as we continue to innovate and lead the way in both the application space and the database space. In the very beginning, people… — Larry Ellison
Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All… — Phyllis Diller
[Constant curiousity leads to happiness:] I wake up curious every day and every day I'm surprised by something. And if I can just recognize that… — Michael J. Fox

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