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Office Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.
- If a journalist shows a facility for praise he's liable to be offered a job in public relations or advertising and the next thing you…
- Think of what big governments have gotten up to in this century : not one, but two world wars, the gulag, the holocaust, aerial bombing…
- Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your…
- In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of…
- Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the…
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- A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks he has… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- The public character of every public servant is legitimate subject of discussion, and his fitness or unfitness for office may be fairly… — Charles Babbage
- I have a very high opinion of Steve King and his ability, so I would encourage him to consider any position for… — Michele Bachmann
- London changes because of money. It's real estate. If they can build some offices or expensive apartments they will, it's money that… — David Bailey
- If you're against globalisation, it doesn't achieve much by sort of bombing the head offices of Shell or Nestle. You unsettle people… — J. G. Ballard
- And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality… — Javier Bardem
- The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and… — Roseanne Barr
- I really have created a family. I work with the people I love, I travel with them, I make films with them,… — Drew Barrymore
- My country has contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived. — John Adams
- I want to do exactly what I want to do. I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for a grant. — Mikhail Baryshnikov