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Tom Arnold has 25 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I…
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My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
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I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.
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Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
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To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases…
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Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
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Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
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Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team…
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The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.
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Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it.…
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If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if…
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I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed.
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I've been waiting for you, Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was…
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Obi-Wan has taught you well.
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Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the Dark Side, I must obey my master.
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Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy…
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Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.
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