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- In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In response,…
- President Obama is launching a new $6 billion space policy that will ultimately take astronauts to Mars. Of course, it's $6 billion and $45 if…
- Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience, you…
- President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were…
- President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, 'You can be whatever you want to be,'…
- Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.
- Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At this point, I…
- President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name ... headlights.
More Obama Quotes
- If you look at the themes that he struck from the minute he started running for president through today, there is a… — David Axelrod
- I voted for Obama and I was delighted that he's been elected. — Bill Ayers
- I was opposed to the U.S. involvement in Libya from the very start. President Obama has never made a compelling national security… — Michele Bachmann
- The Tea Party is an organic, spontaneous movement that rose up in opposition to to the Pelosi-Reid-Obama agenda. — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- It was clear soon after his election that Obama, like FDR, wanted to start dealing with the economic crisis immediately after his… — Russell Baker
- Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a… — Russell Baker
- Barack Obama is clearly a smart guy, talented. — Stephen Baldwin
- If Barack Obama is elected, I'll be moving out of the country. — Stephen Baldwin
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- When the American people elected Barack Obama and large Democrat majorities, the die was cast. ObamaCare was coming. Popular or not, constitutional… — Bob Beauprez