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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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In the eyes of authority - and maybe rightly so - nothing looks more like a terrorist than the ordinary man.
— Giorgio Agamben
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Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by…
— Caprice Crane
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If someone does offer you a job, say 'yes.' You can always quit later. Then at least you'll be one of the…
— Stephen Colbert
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Nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion.
— Oscar Wilde
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Early in life she had discovered the important truth that nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion; and by a series…
— Oscar Wilde
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When you change your state of mind, your whole life changes, nothing remains the same. Nothing looks the same, because you have…
— Frederick Lenz
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time,…
— Walt Whitman
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I know that homes burn and that you should think what to save before they start to. Not because, in the heat…
— Amy Hempel
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I'm just ready to ride this chevy, ride this chevy down a little backroad, slide your pretty little self on over, get…
— Brian Wright
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From everything, nothing looks to nothing.
— Dejan Stojanovic
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