Best News Wisdom
2209 News quotes by 1531 unique authors
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even…
— John Oliver
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
— John Oliver
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TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
— Stephen Colbert
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A native American group has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government for mismanagement of oil, gas, grazing, timber and other royalties since 1887. They're…
— Stephen Colbert
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The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.
— Craig Kilborn
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I have to watch the news or my day is not complete.
— Patricia Clarkson
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When did an old white guy yelling at me, telling me what to think become news? What gives him the right to tell me what…
— Lisa Ling
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I never quite understand why we watch the news. There doesn't really seem much point watching somebody tell you what the news is when you…
— John Hurt
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Lord of the Rings was something I always wanted to do. I read the book when I was about 25, and I was always hoping…
— Sean Bean
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It was around 1985 before I heard the news of President Kennedy's assassination.
— Peter O'Toole
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I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I'm away from the news cycle more than a few hours, I…
— Leelee Sobieski
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There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I…
— Piers Morgan
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There are many different ways of categorizing news. It doesn't have to be just war and famine and serious politics.
— Piers Morgan
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I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of…
— Andy Rooney
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I don't know of anybody's political bias at CBS News. We try very hard to get any opinion that we have out of our stories,…
— Lesley Stahl
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I'm all news, all the time. Full power, tall tower. I want to break in when news breaks out. That's my agenda. Now, respectfully, when…
— Dan Rather
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Stay with CBS now for more news, including: Is there a pall over the mall as holiday shoppers think small?
— Dan Rather
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If you tailor your news viewing so that you only get one point of view, well of course you're going to think somebody else has…
— Peter Jennings
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I've always enjoyed stories that take place in the future but my one disappointment was that the future books described never came. We're not on…
— Albert Brooks
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The whole world is tense. Everybody gets the international news. Theres been no American comedy at all that even remotely addresses the subject in any…
— Albert Brooks
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If you don't have a hologram, how can you understand what's going on in the news? Right? Am I right?
— Joe Scarborough
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I was sitting in a caf in London with my husband and baby daughter when my phone rang with the news! I feel so incredibly…
— Mireille Enos
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The media didn’t hand it to Obama; after all, the Number One cable news channel, Fox, is right-wing. The Number One newspaper, the Wall Street…
— Paul Begala
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Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'
— Jay Leno
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The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own…
— Jay Leno
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