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New Year Quotes by Mark Twain
- Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days…
- New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug…
- A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains,…
- New Year's Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them…
More New Year Quotes
- Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that… — Brooks Atkinson
- What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest? — Aeschylus
- New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. — James Agate
- As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year. — Elayne Boosler
- Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could… — Elayne Boosler
- When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab.… — Elayne Boosler
- To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something… — Bobby Bowden
- You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over. — Richard Branson
- Well, Judy, I would hope in the new year, we could start thinking about politics not like it was the Super Bowl,… — John Breaux
- To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented… — Akhenaton
- Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness; but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it,… — Akhenaton
- I spent so many summers and New Years and fun times in New Orleans. It was always a place where I felt… — Sandra Bullock