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New Quotes by Henny Youngman
- I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In…
- There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
- I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
- My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
- My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
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