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Murphy Quotes by Artie Lange
- Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and…
- When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time,…
More Murphy Quotes
- I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true of Eddie Murphy and… — Christine Baranski
- I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could… — Dana Carvey
- I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it. — Lea Michele
- Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by… — Tim Robbins
- I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend… — Zooey Deschanel
- At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle,… — Kevin Hart
- At one point, people thought that Eddie Murphy would only reach one sector of the audience, but now everyone sees everything Eddie… — Morris Chestnut
- I can't imagine Joe DiMaggio was a better all-around player than Dale Murphy. — Nolan Ryan
- Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem ... — Thomas Pynchon
- Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year. — Dan Quayle
- Failing to support children one has fathered is wrong. We must be unequivocal about this. It doesnt help matters when prime-time TV… — Dan Quayle
- C++ tries to guard against Murphy, not Machiavelli. — Unknown Author