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Money Quotes by Andy Rooney
- I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.
- Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
- I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare let…
- I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return…
- If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the chances…
- Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is…
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- I was always interested in French poetry sort of as a sideline to my own work, I was translating contemporary French poets.… — Paul Auster
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'. — Richard Armour
- I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses… — Frank Abagnale
- The extravagant expenditure of public money is an evil not to be measured by the value of that money to the people… — Chester A. Arthur
- There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. — Mary Kay Ash
- Get that right, then- if you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your… — Rowan Atkinson
- Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. — Jane Austen
- Business, you know, may bring you money, but friendship hardly ever does. — Jane Austen