Monday Quotes

470 Monday quotes by 357 unique authors

Some People are always complaining about Monday/wrk . but if it was a 3 day weekend youll be complaining about Tuesday lol , Worse things… — Unknown Author
One good thing about Friday is that it's not Monday. — Matt Pangilinan
We would said to people, you know, you've been living here for 40 years, for 50 years. Your street is not paved. You have a… — John Lewis
OJ Simpson's trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon started Monday. Man, you know you've lived a crazy life when a… — Seth Meyers
President Obama on Monday unveiled his re-election slogan, 'Forward'. Which is strange because it seems like every forward I get is Anti-Obama. — Seth Meyers
Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains… — Seth Meyers
The President's message is to all Americans. It's important for all Americans to remember the traditions of our country that make us so strong and… — Ari Fleischer
Tomorrow is the one day we all love to hate... MONDAY! — Robert Escalante
You know its monday when everyone's mood automatically changes to BAD huh! — Unknown Author
I call you a Monday because nobody likes you. — Calixte Fequiere
Monday, go home. Nobody invited you. — Hussein Nishah
Why does Monday have to be so far away from Friday and why is Friday so close to Monday!? ):'O — Unknown Author
Walking too school on monday.... — Mulfat
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre
Just a blink of eye and it's monday, this is crazy. — Unknown Author
Live Your life everyday Sunday Thru Monday.... Klearly... — MrJayPee
MESSAGE!!!!Mom I'm going to beat the shit out of you monday!!!! Excuse me look who your'e texting?? omg!!I'm so sorry mom I meant to send… — Smilingfe
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S
Monday doing every thing fast, Thursday flying in high speed ooooooo yessss it is FRIDAY! weekend parros — Nkemjika
Dear monday, fuck you sincerly the world — Unknown Author
SMILE: It's not Monday — SincerelyAly
It's like a routine. I fall for you on Monday. I like you from Tuesday to Thursday. You make me mad on Friday. I think… — Ritu Ghatourey
Monday morning and I'm thinking all about you. Monday afternoon it's the same old thing. Monday evening and I really need to see you. — Prettylilttlevampire
Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place. — Kevin McCarty
420 was Yesterday now your P.O. is calling you in on Monday for a surprise drug test. You straight mess you could have known to… — Kevin McCarty

Who Wrote These Monday Quotes

357 authors contributed a total of 470 Monday Quotes, led by these top contributors: