Monday Quotes

470 Monday quotes by 357 unique authors

It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you'd relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that gravity no longer… — Maggie Stiefvater
On Monday they went out for a private picnic. On Tuesday they went for a carriage drive. On Wednesday they went to pick bluebells. On… — Lisa Kleypas
If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture?… — Bill Hicks
The most often repeated commandment in the Bible is 'Do not fear.' It's in there over two hundred times. That means a couple of things,… — Donald Miller
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. — Glen Cook
I trust the red sun setting, the leafless November trees. On Monday morning I look foward fearlessly to Friday’s eve. But humans are not as… — Ellen Wittlinger
When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did that weekend. I never wanted… — Taylor Swift
Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it. — Rick Warren
When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again. — Marilyn Monroe
To begin with, I dined there on Monday, and once a week is quite enough to dine with one's own relations. — Oscar Wilde
Oh yeah? What did you have last night?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle." "And the night before?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. No pickle."… — Nicholas Sparks
Let me ask you, how many atheists are now in this house? Perhaps not a single one of you would accept the title, and yet,… — Charles Spurgeon
Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough. — Josh Lanyon
We always loved to say 'If I'd had a Monday-morning class, I never would have met you'. Or 'If you'd been reading something else, none… — David Levithan
It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly. — Scott Westerfeld
It happens that the stage sets collapse. Rising, streetcar, four hours in the office or the factory, meal, streetcar, four hours of work, meal, sleep,… — Albert Camus
We all need a daily checkup from the neck up to avoid stinkin' thinkin' which ultimately leads to hardening of the attitudes. — Zig Ziglar
But as I stood there dressed in a cute black pants suit and white button-up shirt and heels, I felt completely out of place. Not… — J.A. Redmerski
Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He fired me on… — Derek Landy
You fight dandelions all weekend, and late Monday afternoon there they are, pert as all get out, in full and gorgeous bloom, pretty as can… — Hal Borland
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday. — Stephen Colbert
I spend some of my time brooding about people who seem addicted to double standards - those who take an allegedly principled stand on a… — John Leo
Nature is a big part of my weekend. Whenever possible, I take Friday and Monday off and spend four days outdoors. We should remind ourselves… — Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
I was 11 when a teacher suggested to my parents that they should send me to drama classes to curb my disruptive ways in the… — David Wenham
I want to be the Letterman of metal. I want five nights a week, Monday to Friday, 11 to 12, live. I always shoot for… — Eddie Trunk

Who Wrote These Monday Quotes

357 authors contributed a total of 470 Monday Quotes, led by these top contributors: