Monday Quotes

470 Monday quotes by 357 unique authors

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those… — Stephen Colbert
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. — Steven Wright
Both described at the same time how it was always March there and always Monday, and then they understood that José Arcadio Buendía was not… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
It was a Monday and they walked on a tightrope to the sun. — Markus Zusak
This is the real secret of life -- to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of… — Alan Watts
Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could be Monday and… — Sue Monk Kidd
Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon. — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to… — Jeff Lindsay
Common sense is the guy who tells you that you ought to have had your brakes relined last week before you smashed a front end… — Raymond Chandler
The cross comes before the crown and tomorrow is a Monday morning! — C.S. Lewis
My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. I think… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Monday burn Millay, Wednesday Whitman, Friday Faulkner, burn 'em to ashes, then burn the ashes. That's our official slogan. — Ray Bradbury
But for me there is neither Monday nor Sunday: there are days which pass in disorder, and then, sudden lightning like this one. Nothing has… — Jean-Paul Sartre
All you have to do is to pay attention; lessons always arrive when you are ready, and if you can read the signs, you will… — Paulo Coelho
Well, you missed out on some important protocol, Ella. You can't stand between a Texan and his power tools. We like them. Big ones that… — Lisa Kleypas
She'd met Colin on a Monday. She'd kissed him on a Friday. Twelve years later. She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn
Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day. — Louise Fitzhugh
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The… — Samuel Beckett
The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction,… — Ismail KadarÃ©
I had it together on Sunday. By Monday at noon it had cracked. On Tuesday debris Was descending on me. And by Wednesday no part… — Judith Viorst
ISABEL: Sorry I missed my session Monday. DR. RUSH: Would you like to tell me why? ISABEL: I was depressed. DR. RUSH: That's a good… — Lisa Lutz
Mr. Bernard died on a Monday, at the age of seventy-five, his body wasted. He lay in state for two days in the lobby of… — Mordecai Richler
They held each other and wept as the night closed its fist around their tiny shelter, and the world below them seethed with killers both… — Jonathan Maberry
The most significant visions are not cast by great orators from a stage. They are cast at the bedsides of our children. The greatest visioncasting… — Andy Stanley

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357 authors contributed a total of 470 Monday Quotes, led by these top contributors: