"My parents didn't raise me to be religious.……" — Laurie Halse Anderson

My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come… - Laurie Halse Anderson
"My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. I think the Merryweather cheerleaders confuse me because I missed out on Sunday School. It has to be a miracle. There is no other explanation. How else could they sleep with the football team on Saturday night and be reincarnated as virginal goddesses on Monday?"

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