Monday Quotes

470 Monday quotes by 357 unique authors

Well, las' Monday mornin', Lawd, Lawd, Lawd. My daddy went a-huntin. Well, he carried along his zulu1. — Lead Belly
Today is a fresh way to start making a difference in your pathway, its not to late to dump everything you got on your ashtray,… — Unknown Author
Nigga dont do LeBrons, Kobe up on the weekends. Jordans Monday through Friday especially when Im freakin. — The Game
Them cool greys, thats Monday. Them Space jams thats Tuesday. That Spike Lees on Wednesday. 23 in my Benz eh. — The Game
Monday Night wrestling Im so fuckin Raw! she gone wipe me Down Imma brush ha Off! — Meek Mill
Bitches they come and go...saturday thru monday yo! — Eminem
Monday you can fall apart. Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart. Thursday doesn't even start. It's Friday, I'm in love. — The Cure
Monday you can hold your head. Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed. Oh Thursday watch the walls instead. It's Friday, I'm in love. — The Cure
Its friday..time to black out till monday!! — Unknown Author
After monday and tuesday even the calnder says wtf — Unknown Author
Monday seems like it was only yesterday, and I was head over heals for you. But now its Friday, and your just a douche. Now… — Unknown Author
Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each. — Unknown Author
Thx a lot man! I aptaecirpe! hope you have urself a great week and hope ill have the chance to chat with you at one… — Vijay
Hi Daniel,Funny that you soluhd ask what my goal is! I'm getting very close (60 days to be precise) to taking a leap and launching… — Unknown Author
Monday you can fall apart. Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart. Thursday makes me wanna fart. It's Friday, I'm in love. — Unknown Author
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette left. What to… — Epifania Savea
Mondays and Thursdays are two bitches that I have to deal with. Monday's a bitch cause its the start of the week, and Thursday's a… — Epifania Savea
The distance between Monday morning and Friday evening is a real MF'er — JG COPELAND
I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan — Bismark Frimpong
I don't like to go out to clubs and party. I'm not into 'Let's go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
Focus not on what is missing from our lives, Be grateful for the abundance that's present--love, health, family, friends, work, the joys of nature, and… — Unknown Author
Every week we're producing and writing and acting in a movie. On Monday we don't have anything for the show yet, and it's on Saturday.… — Kristen Wiig
I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday — Mswazi Omarion
Hey man, I gotta live my life, like I ain't got nothin' but this roll of dice. I'm feeling like a Monday, but someday I'll… — Jon Bon Jovi
The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the… — Ozzy Osbourne

Who Wrote These Monday Quotes

357 authors contributed a total of 470 Monday Quotes, led by these top contributors: