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Men Quotes by Henny Youngman
- This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
- This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
- A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
- Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
- A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
- I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it,…
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