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George Burns has 110 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you…
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on…
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull…
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down…
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen…
— Sitting Bull
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
— George Burns
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I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.
— Rogers Hornsby
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Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles…
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
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If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.…
— Janet Evanovich
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Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from…
— Rachel Cohn
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You know I loved you but did you have to go to her? leave me in the dirt, my heart ripped out…
— Savannah J
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Got a bottle of whatever and its getting me drunk
— Avril Lavigne
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B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink…
— Junior Dè Rèál Testament
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2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk.
— Itsme867
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