Me Drunk Quotes

11 quotes by 10 authors

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my… — Sitting Bull
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. — Rogers Hornsby
Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and… — Janet Evanovich
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony… — Rachel Cohn
You know I loved you but did you have to go to her? leave me in the dirt, my heart ripped out of my chest,… — Savannah J
Got a bottle of whatever and its getting me drunk — Avril Lavigne
B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink alcohol since when… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk. — Itsme867

Who Wrote These Me Drunk Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 11 Me Drunk Quotes as follows: