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• What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen… — Sitting Bull
• It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
• I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. — Rogers Hornsby
• Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
• If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.… — Janet Evanovich
• Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from… — Rachel Cohn
• You know I loved you but did you have to go to her? leave me in the dirt, my heart ripped out… — Savannah J
• Got a bottle of whatever and its getting me drunk — Avril Lavigne
• B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament
• 2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk. — Itsme867

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