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- I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to…
- I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad…
- I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I…
- I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.
- All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it.…
- Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.
- One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.
- If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me…
- What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good.…
- It didn't take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn't no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and…
- You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter.…
- I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.
- Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.
- The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the…
- The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. I would not interfere…
- Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell & I have…
- I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling…
- When in doubt, tell the truth. That maxim I did invent, but never expected it to be applied to me. I did say, "When you…
- Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.
- Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.
- I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
- I find no change of consequence in grown people, I do not miss the dead. It does not surprise me to hear that this friend…
- Life was a fairy-tale, then, it is a tragedy now. When I was 43 and John Hay 41 he said life was a tragedy after…
- I am aware that I am very old now; but I am also aware that I have never been so young as I am now,…
- It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale