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- I was armed to the teeth with a pitiful little Smith & Wesson's seven-shooter, which carried a ball like a homopathic pill, and it took…
- In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like…
- No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference…
- It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog.
- It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes...
- Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he…
- The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves…
- Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me…
- Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred million years --and I have suffered more…
- I have been reading the morning paper. I do it every morning-knowing well that I shall find in it the usual depravities and basenesses and…
- It's not the parts of the Bible I don't know that worries me...it's the parts that I do.
- When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it,…
- I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me…
- I hate editors, for they make me abandon a lot of perfectly good English words.
- Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I have suffered more…
- That reminds me to remark, in passing, that the very first official thing I did, in my administration-and it was on the first day of…
- If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people
- I have tried getting up early, and I have tried getting up late-and the latter agrees with me best.
- I have damaged my intellect trying to imagine why a man should want to invent a repeating clock, and how another man could be found…
- Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
- To go abroad has something of the same sense that death brings. I am no longer of ye-what ye say of me is now of…
- I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977 I shall be…
- I never could keep a promise. I do not blame myself for this weakness, because the fault must lie in my physical organization. It is…
- An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and…
- I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale