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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Maybe...in a way, this coffee reminds me of something. Maybe...maybe only a philosopher or a mad man would make this connection, but…
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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
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Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere…
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you've got to burn straight up and down and then maybe sidewise for a while and have your guts scrambled by a…
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Maybe-- maybe love makes you suspicious and doubting. Is it true that when you love a woman you are never sure-- never…
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Just that maybe … maybe you don’t want to change the story, because you don’t know what a different ending holds.
— Ann Voskamp
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Maybe, there's a moment growing up when something peels back... Maybe, maybe, we look for secrets because we can't believe our mind.
— Susanna Kaysen
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No Americans wants to see somebody lose their house because of health bills. Their boat? Maybe. Maybe the boat. But not the…
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I have been quiet for too long,It's time for me to talk and speak up..I'm tired of being quiet, I'm tired for…
— Jasmine
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Blind Love? What is it? Is There Such Thing As Falling For Someone Before You Even Make A Friendship Or Anything At…
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Feels like your life is over, Feels like no hope is gone, You kiss it all away, Maybe, maybe This is a…
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You didn't love her. You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was good for your ego. Or maybe,…
— Unknown Author
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