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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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God mark thee to His grace! Thou was the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed. And might I live to see thee…
— William Shakespeare
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There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
— Harold Robbins
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
— Marc Maron
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I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the…
— W.C. Fields
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But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge.
— Philip Massinger
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I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.
— Sinead O'Connor
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I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships…
— Jason Bateman
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To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne? I ask merely for information. I attribute it…
— Oscar Wilde
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I only have two kinds of dreams: the bad and the terrible. Bad dreams I can cope with. They're just nightmares, and…
— Neil Gaiman
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There have been reports of many child marriages taking place in the Malabar region in Kerala, especially among the Muslim community. However,…
— Girija Vyas
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Everybody should get married - once. I was 25.
— Laura Wasser
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