Married Quotes
2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors
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If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.
— Laura Schlessinger
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That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.
— Laura Schlessinger
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My wife is from Laurel, Mississippi, and she has a lot of relatives down in Louisiana, Baton Rouge, and Shreveport, Louisiana. We go down there…
— Charlie Day
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So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming…
— Samuel Foote
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People do not have a constitutional right to be married any more than we could say that someone has a constitutional right to a driver's…
— Erwin W. Lutzer
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If you get married, you lose all your benefits. That's insane! We should give people bonuses for getting married, and sending signals and talking about…
— Sam Brownback
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It is far easier to get divorced from somebody you've been married to for 10 years and have three children by than to fire somebody…
— Sam Brownback
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I have a lot of regrets, of course I do. I should have taken that part; I should have maybe married that one, I don't…
— Courtney Love
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I get irritated when people counsel me on what I should do with my life, or tell me I should get married, or tell me…
— Anjelica Huston
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My parents have a wonderful marriage, but they have been together since my mother was 12, married when they were just teenagers and are barely…
— Jessica Valenti
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When Princess Diana got married, I was a very little kid, I think. I remember her dress, and I found the dress amazing when I…
— Olivier Theyskens
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When [men] see a pretty woman, and feel the delicious madness of love coming over them, they always stop to calculate her temper, her money,…
— William Makepeace Thackeray
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Somehow, everyone hates to see an unusually pretty girl get married. It is like taking a bite out of a very fine-looking peach.
— E. W. Howe
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I don't care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career -- every woman needs…
— Jen Lancaster
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Christian marriage is that sacrament which builds up the community of the Church and of society. Marriage has been inscribed in creation's design by God,…
— Pope Francis
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I would have worked no matter what. I was born and raised that way. It occurred to me to be married second.
— Amy Pascal
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I am a total workaholic. If I don't shoot for two days, I get uncomfortable at home. I won't comment on my personal life. That…
— Karisma Kapoor
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I want to abolish tags like 'comeback' and 'retirement' that are used to define every married female actor. What is the big deal? In Hollywood,…
— Karisma Kapoor
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La femme marieĀ e est un esclave qu'il faut savoir mettre sur un tro" n e. A married woman is a slave whom one must…
— Honore de Balzac
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I asked my Dad once, "How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?" He said. "Well, we never wanted to get divorced at…
— Gwyneth Paltrow
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How strange it is, our little procession of life! The child says, "When I am a big boy." But what is that? The big boy…
— Stephen Leacock
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I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a dayspare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote.
— Sylvia Plath
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In the Western Church to which I belong, priests cannot be married as in the Byzantine, Ukrainian, Russian or Greek Catholic Churches. In those churches,…
— Pope Francis
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I'm married, I've been married to the same woman for - well, I've been with the same woman for close to...long enough to fool around.
— Morgan Freeman
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I'm going to keep talking about what I think is interesting for my entire career. If you want to hear about how women do a…
— David Cross
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