Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony. — Gail Collins
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. — Lewis Grizzard
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. — Lewis Grizzard
'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they're growing up and haven't settled down. Every other cartoon show… — Matt Groening
There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you… — Dave Grohl
I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the… — Cathy Guisewite
My grandmother spoiled my father rotten, and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. When he married my beautiful mother, Elsa, he… — Joan Collins
Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure. — William Congreve
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of… — Sean Connery
It is really rare to find someone you really, really love and that you want to spend your life with and all that stuff that… — Harry Connick, Jr.
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go. — Tre Cool
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! — Tommy Cooper
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a… — Marie Corelli
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. — Bill Cosby
I had a difficult time hearing my own inner voice about what I wanted to be in this life, because there were all these perfect… — Kevin Costner
There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story. — Simon Cowell
I married someone whom I was close friends with first. I think that was a really good move. — Cindy Crawford
My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very good role model… — Jamie Lee Curtis
I've been happily married to Chris for almost 20 years. — Jamie Lee Curtis
It seems to me that one thing people do over and over again is try to figure out how to get married, stay married, fall… — John Cusack
I like marriage. I feel very secure. It helps when you are in love with the person you are married to. — Claire Danes
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents. — Bobby Darin
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! — Larry David
I think if two people love each other, they should be able to get married. That's pretty much simple. — Jonathan Davis

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