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• Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
• If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
• God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
• Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
• A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when…
• Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
• Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
• Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
• The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up…
• Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky…
• Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last…

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