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- Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
- A ponytail will make you look like a horse's ass.
- Break ups arent always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships are ended for you to wake up.
- Just saw a homeless guy buy a cup of coffee, drink it, then use the cup to beg and make his money back. He's a…
- The less make up you have on the more attractive you become. I don't make the rules.
- When life stresses you out, eat a carrot. It won't make your life any better, but at least you're helping out the carrot farmers.
- We all make mistakes. What makes me different is that I cry after every single one of them.
- Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
- People make the world go around but at some point dont you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never…
- A simple Good morning, beautiful text could make any girl smile for the whole day.
- If he won't make you his official girl... it's probably because you're not his only girl.
- You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories. not to constantly be upset, hurting and crying..
- Nah, we're cool! Just make sure you remind me how awesome I am 3 times a day.
- Boys , if you are going to lay down and make a baby , stand up and be a daddy
- Man was sent on earth to struggle... AND Woman was sent on earth to make sure it happens...
- I have a super power..I can make people read any shit things.
- I make inappropriate choices when I drink. I also make them when I'm not drinking
- A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE!
- All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- My wife's mad at me again. She wanted to make a sex video last night and all I did was suggest we hold auditions for…
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