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Rudy Espinoza has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When people call me a creep, I don''t take it as an insult. I wear that label proudly. I don't want to…
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She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start .....
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Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.
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My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three.
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She…
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When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a…
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I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when we are…
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I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another…
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Now I know why they call them pay stubs. My take home pay has been amputated. Thanks Obama.
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I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.
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Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I…
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America - where people get more worked up over a bicyclist's lies than a president's lies.
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Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!
— Brooke Burke
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming…
— Lord Byron
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will…
— Donald Trump
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The world is my lobster.
— Unknown Author
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Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or…
— Gerard De Nerval
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Hey, the bait is here. Get in Quebecers, get in the lobster trap, and then we’ll close the door. And you’ll have…
— Philippe Couillard
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I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love…
— Bill Murray
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Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.
— Heather McDonald
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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab,…
— Thom Yorke
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I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
— Nicole Polizzi
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A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men…
— Finley Peter Dunne
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